that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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