So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
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