Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
i think i just lost a toe
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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