Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
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