Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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