garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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