we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
3pm strippers are depressing
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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