its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
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