It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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