its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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