are you still at the devil's house?
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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