i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
He called his prostate his "boner button".
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
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