Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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