none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
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