Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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