S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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