Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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