I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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