That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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