He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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