NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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