I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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