Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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