I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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