Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I am midnight drunk by noon
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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