Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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