I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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