East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
so let's talk penis.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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