i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
there is puke in my bra ... again
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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