No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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