Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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