Bisexual people are plain selfish.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
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