so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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