the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
i just had sex bonerless
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Randomize