dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
So gin and wine won't be happening again
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
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