"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
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