I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
We were destined to go to rehab together
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
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