Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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