I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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