I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Sacagawea was the original milf.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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