i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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