i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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