That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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