So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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