Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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