i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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