dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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