Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
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