Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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