People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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